1. He is too busying writing another pictureless book. Or maybe the sequel will be "only pictures" with not a single word!
  2. He would rather run off into the sunset with @mindy just like they did in The Office.
  3. He is writing a new hit t.v. show for Hulu and doesn't want the world to know
  4. He is spending too much time relisting everything else.
  5. While he may have portrayed a wunderkind on The Office, He is actually one with this fun App!