POSSIBLE MEMOIR TITLES

  1. Sushi for One
  2. How Tinder Saved My Life
  3. My Therapist Takes Groupons
  4. How Long Till It Kicks In?
  5. Not Tonight Ladies, We're Closed for a Private Event
  6. Lunch Was Great, May I See a Dessert Menu?
  7. Finding a Healthy Balance Between Kale and Vodka
  8. The Barefoot Cuntessa
  9. Couple Watching in the Park: I'm Happy for You
  10. Why Is This Sticky? And Other Love Stories.
  11. You Looked Richer in Your Picture
  12. Waking up in Kentucky (Fried Chicken)
  13. The Steak for Two.. for One