IF YOU'RE A BIRD I'M A BIRD 2.0

Lines I like better than ^
  1. If you're a towel I'm a towel
  2. If you're on fire I'm on fire.
  3. If you're a raccoon I'm a raccoon.
  4. If you're a zombie I'm a zombie.
  5. If you're a nail I'm a nail.
  6. Withnail and I
  7. If you're drunk I'm drunk
  8. If you're a lightbulb I'm a lightbulb.
  9. If you're here I'm here.