OFFICIAL NICKNAMES FOR MY DOG
She has a lot of human friends. They all give her nicknames. These are the ones that stick in a pretty consistent way.
- •Wiggle ButtShe's a pit mutt. Shes got a wiggle butt.
- •DeWiDeath wish. Shes kind of a lunatic.
- •Death Wish Kill MoveUnfortunately in our early days together I did not know the extent of her angers and she bit my fathers dog with what the vet referred to as "a kill move". (Dads dog was totally fine after some good vet work)
- •TonyaShe can be very pushy and loud. It's a mixture on a b&t type Tonya and also Tonya Harding. Cause she will f your s up.
- •Squirrel, Whirl, TwirlHer real name is Pearl.
- •Miss PearlShe can be very regal. And also, Pearl is a grandmas name.
- •PearlShe came from the pound with the name Pearl (she's all white) I thought I'd change it but kept saying, "Pearl, your new name is...."
- •.......god only know what she refers to herself as. Probably something like sharpmouthkhalibeastcontrollerofoceanlickerofstreetchickeneaterlovebug