THINGS I THOUGHT WHILE VACUUMING AT WORK
Mr Vacuum get that stuff get all the stuff out of that place
- •I'm basically a zamboni.It's true. Basically I am. A. Zamboni.
- •I wonder if this rug wants its stuff back.Probably not. But it could be a possessive rug.
- •When I was little I always wanted to drive the zamboni.(Still want to drive the zamboni)
- •Hope the Rangers win the cup.Realize my two times up the chain superior boss is watching me as I grin and hum my zamboni song. No one else is smiling or humming.
- •Coffee time.Drink 4th cup of coffee. It's 9 am. Start painting wall.