THINGS I THOUGHT WHILE VACUUMING AT WORK

Mr Vacuum get that stuff get all the stuff out of that place
  1. I'm basically a zamboni.
    It's true. Basically I am. A. Zamboni.
  2. I wonder if this rug wants its stuff back.
    Probably not. But it could be a possessive rug.
  3. When I was little I always wanted to drive the zamboni.
    (Still want to drive the zamboni)
  4. Hope the Rangers win the cup.
    Realize my two times up the chain superior boss is watching me as I grin and hum my zamboni song. No one else is smiling or humming.
  5. Coffee time.
    Drink 4th cup of coffee. It's 9 am. Start painting wall.