1. She physically abuses bananas on the way home from the store (there's no other explanation)
  2. She has no concern for the direction of the toilet paper
  3. She doesn't shave her legs in winter
  4. Her mom's matzah ball soup
  5. Her appreciation for her mom's matzah ball soup
  6. 22 episodes of Revenge on the DVR
  7. She's never seen The Godfather