Reasons why my dog is better than my kids

Don't get me wrong, I love my kids to death but they do take dear old Dad for granted.
  1. My dog is the only one to greet me at the door when I get home. My kids are glued to their electronic devices.
  2. My dog listens intently when I complain about my day. My kids put on their headphones.
  3. My dog will eat whatever I give him and he's super happy to have the food. My kids would rather order pizza.
  4. My dog is always stoked to go on a walk with me. My kids will always ask "are we done yet?"
  5. My dog appreciates it when I clean up after him when he poops. My kids always yell for me to use the plunger when they clog the toilet.
  6. My dog always showers me with affection. My kids do too which is why i think I will keep them as well. Besides, my kids play with the dog a lot.