An Internal Michaels Stores Memo Was Mistakenly Published Last Night
- •A regrettable error in judgement, made by myself in allowing a recently-hired assistant access to my iPad.An assistant who has been fired die to her admitting she was a double-agent sent by that cuntwad sister of mine, Jo-fucking-Ann.
- •Know that some edits were made to what was intended, again, to be an internal memo.
- •Please accept our humblest apologies.
- •And accept a 70% discount on a single item from any department (other than framing).In-store or online.
- •Use code "FuckJo-Ann70" at checkout.