Answering a Few Tweets

  1. You should get new friends. These people are playing you. If you want a discount, go to Jo Ann Fabrics.
  2. Jenna, we see you. Every damn week you are showing up unannounced or texting us. Maybe you need to take the hint that we really want you to leave us alone. Even latex can't keep you away.
  3. Wait, you are clearly affected by this recession yet you still are mad because we don't let you use more than one coupon a day. How are we going to make money if all you do every week is spend 50 cents on god damn yarn? At least buy a fucking Coke or Snickers on your way out!