COMPANIES I'D REALLY LIKE TO BE OTHER THAN THE ONE I'M ALREADY
- •Whole FoodsWe wish we could take people's whole paychecks instead of bribing shoppers with coupons.
- •Online Dating AppWe seem to be doing pretty well for ourselves and are riding high off our Bumble experience.
- •Jo Ann FabricsIn your dreams Jo Ann! Rather eat a dick than be Jo Ann Fabrics.
- •Really any hip social media company. We are a little desperate and scared about our future. Etsy needs us right?