LISTEN UP, SHIT-SIPPERS - 30% DISCOUNT ONLINE AT MICHAELS.COM

  1. Michaels Followers only.
  2. Today only.
    Offer expires at 12 am PT.
  3. Buy some of these fucking things
  4. Or some wooden signs
    With inspirational quotes or some bullshit on them.
  5. Buy some of superior fabrics
  6. Whatever the fuck you want, we've got it. And it's better than anything those assclowns at HobbyLobby or Jo-Ann Fabrics
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