1. Rent a Michaels for the cost of a luxury hotel room! One night is $499 but stay a extra night for half off!
  2. Free fruit basket and bottle of wine included.
  3. Fuck where ever you like
  4. or cross stitch.
  5. Want to put your head thru a frame while she or he gives you a bj? Be our guest.
  6. The opportunities are endless as our motto has always been "where creativity happens"!
  7. Check out time is 6 am. We do run a business here afterall.
  8. Lastly, if you want to take home a video of all your naughty deeds then you are in luck. You can buy it for $99. The video deal is only valid on days we don't get robbed.