1. Business has never been better.
  2. Thanks to Pokemon Go!
  3. We don't need @joannfabrics's shitty fake mice balls. That is the low grade quality you can expect from them. We have the real deal.
  4. Everyone knows Michaels is the place to go for Pokemons.
  5. Yes, we had to turn off the power to keep our employees in line.
  6. Check out what are customers have found in our stores!
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  10. Stop by anytime this week for a free poke ball. All you have to do is tweet "Fuck Hobby Lobby".