1. Michaels HQ decided last month to move all inventory under the Sept at Kings Landing.
  2. This move saved us millions but insurance would not cover us when they found all the explosives. However, our risk analyst Rickon Stark assured us that the city would not blow up in his lifetime.
  3. Who knew Cersei would go scorched earth!
  4. Where the fuck is Rickon anyways? He won't answer his cell.
  5. Damn Millennials are always texting instead.
  6. Stop sending us a ☠ and call us back.