1. Why would we hate Jews?
  2. I am sorry if your boyfriend Michael dumped you. This is not the way to get him back. Trust us. Also, did you have your mom draw "Jews" and then she backed out so you had to do the rest of it yourself.
  3. Think of us like strippers, we love everyone!
  4. For god sake, we are renting out space to Sports Authority. They are closing all their stores but we need the money.
  5. Please get the fuck out!