Things I Stole - Chronologically

  1. 1.
    A butterscotch candy
    Age 6: I just really wanted it, and for some reason was afraid to ask for it. The guilt was terrible. I confessed to my father a few days later, and he came with me to the store to return the money.
  2. 2.
    Red Nail varnish
    Age 13: My best friend in junior high convinced me to do it. It was halfway between an act of teenage rebellion and childishness. I felt a bit guilty.
  3. 3.
    The head of a toy pilot
    Age 17: It was discarded in a dollar store, and I decided I had to have it. I don't feel guilty at all.
  4. 4.
    Office supplies from the IDF
    Age 20: honestly, It feels a little good.