APPROVED EPITAPHS FOR MY TOMBSTONE

My kids better choose from this list or else I'll come back to haunt them
  1. John krasinksi's #1 fan
    Truth straight from me.
  2. Always the first in line for seconds
    Truth about me that anybody would know
  3. Never met a potato she didn't like.
    What my family will tell people
  4. Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
    Wise words from the Princess Bride to pass on to my family
  5. I ate four meals I two hours
    Taken from the lovely Gilmore Girls