FUNNIEST QUOTES FROM THE OFFICE

  1. "RYAN STARTED THE FIRE"
  2. "BEARS, BEETS, BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA."
  3. "Snip snap, snip snap, snip snap!"
  4. "Occasionally, I'll hit someone with my car, so sue me."
    Followed with "one day Michael complained about a speed bump on the highway.... I wonder who he ran over that day"
  5. "I feel like all my kids grew up and married each other. It's every parent's dream!"
  6. "On your mark, get set-" "DIE!"
  7. "Hey Darryl? How's it hanging?!!"
  8. "Andy, Cornell called and they think you suck. And you're gayer than Oscar. Boom. Roasted. "
  9. "Who is Justice Beaver?" "A crime fighting beaver."
  10. "Oh god my mind is going a mile an hour." "That fast?"
  11. "I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
  12. "I want you to think about this long and hard" "that's what she said." "Don't you dare."
  13. "Friends joke with each other. 'Hey, you're poor. Hey, you're momma's dead.' That's what friends do."