Things I feel I have mastered and should get praise for, in order of how excited I was when it happened
  1. Watching all 9 seasons of the office on Netflix
  2. Learning "boom snap clap boom boom snap clap"
  3. Painting my fingernails on my right hand
  4. Driving a standard car
  5. Learning how to skip
  6. Memorizing "the donkey song" on the piano