ODD THINGS I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED

Things I feel I have mastered and should get praise for, in order of how excited I was when it happened
  1. 1.
    Watching all 9 seasons of the office on Netflix
  2. 2.
    Learning "boom snap clap boom boom snap clap"
  3. 3.
    Painting my fingernails on my right hand
  4. 4.
    Driving a standard car
  5. 5.
    Learning how to skip
  6. 6.
    Memorizing "the donkey song" on the piano