RANDOM QUOTES SAVED IN MY NOTES APP

Just randome quotes, apparently I didn't record any credits, so please consider this list a compliment if one of these is yours...
  1. "I don't see anyone from the future suddenly showing up to stop me, so how bad can it be?"
  2. "Leadership: I can get people to do things that are a bad idea."
  3. "Nothing bad happens when there are balloons."