1. This plane is my private jet. There are only, like, 20 people on this flight.
  2. I bought some okay headphones in my favorite color!
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    And they totes match my outfit!
  3. I'm communicating with people via the Internet while sitting in a vessel traveling through the sky.
    Life is a syfy story.
  4. I drank two cups of coffee too many.
    But Philz is one of my faves
  5. Not good at in flight video games.