1. Walk around Montreal for two hours in search of macintosh apples using broken French.
    Pomme Mac, s'il vous plait?
  2. Drive a backseat full of wigs on mannequin heads up the canyon without them falling over.
  3. Help a client hide her weed before the stagers come.
  4. Later....Help same client find her weed.
  5. Sit through the story and graphic photobook of the natural childbirth of a client's son.
  6. Listen to a LOT of Fox News while working in clients office.