1. Horses don't like me
  2. I really like cows
  3. Always order the seared ahi tacos
  4. Do not road trip with people 10 years younger than you unless you have a buddy the same age as you
  5. I should wear my cowboy boots more often
  6. Don't sit in the back seat or you will get car sick
  7. Compared to some girls, I don't talk as loud as I think I do.
  8. Don't argue with a crossfitter. Not even jokingly.