Things I Learned the One and Probably Only Time I'll Ever Fly Business Class

  1. It's all men
    Seriously me and one Asian woman
  2. They offer newspapers
    Like I'm interested in reading a newspaper at 11pm. What do I look like a business person?
  3. The flight attendants learn your name
    I was called Ms. Marton the whole damn time
  4. The TV is better
    Because you don't have to watch commercials before game movie starts.