RIDICULOUS THINGS I SAID TO STUDENTS TODAY
Actually, I mostly speak in questions, not statements.
- •Is it unreasonable to expect students to follow instructions?They were easy instructions, too. Complete an assignment silently. Please.
- •Why are there candy beads from a candy necklace on my floor?Really, it's been almost a week
- •How do you find the percent?I teach history, but really... Eighth graders should probably know the difference between a decimal and a percent AND be able to convert a decimal to a percent.
- •Do you think I'm deaf?
- •Do you think I'm blind?