RIDICULOUS THINGS STUDENTS TOLD ME TODAY

Are they the best or worst? I'm not sure.
  1. You smell like peanut butter
  2. It's not rape if you don't get caught
    I lost my shit on that one. I lost my shit even more when students laughed. Guidance counselor please guide.
  3. It's okay, I don't have to follow the rules
  4. Chill out
  5. I don't want to learn
  6. Michelle Obama is really pretty. I'm going to steal her from Barack.
    The hormones are especially strong in this one