I am not a birthday person, but sometimes students find out and announce it to the whole school.
  1. HAPPY BIRF!!!!!
  2. How old are you?
    25? Oh man, you are old!
  3. Are you going to Vegas to turnt up?
  4. Are you going to Netflix and chill?
    Most likely
  5. What size Victoria's Secret yoga pants do you wear?
    I don't know? Let me call my high school self... No, really, my mom works there.
  6. For your birthday I will stop drumming on the desk.
    5 minutes later it's like I'm at a concert where there are 10 drummers all on a different beat. And the singers just swear in Spanish.