THINGS STUDENTS SAID TO ME ON MY BIRTHDAY
I am not a birthday person, but sometimes students find out and announce it to the whole school.
- •HAPPY BIRF!!!!!
- •How old are you?25? Oh man, you are old!
- •Are you going to Vegas to turnt up?No
- •Are you going to Netflix and chill?Most likely
- •What size Victoria's Secret yoga pants do you wear?I don't know? Let me call my high school self... No, really, my mom works there.
- •For your birthday I will stop drumming on the desk.5 minutes later it's like I'm at a concert where there are 10 drummers all on a different beat. And the singers just swear in Spanish.