1. My book is imminently due to my publisher.
  2. Actually, my book is late, but I never had enough money to do it full time, ao they are being really nice about it?
  3. Still, I feel self-conscious being on Twitter, where my editors can see me and assume I'm procrastinating.
  4. Actually, I'm starting to feel better about my manuscript! These social media beaks are controlled!
  5. Possibly no one needs to read this self-justifying list.
  6. I have a very photogenic cat.
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