5 PEOPLE I'D MAKE OUT WITH BEFORE DONALD TRUMP

  1. 5.
    Martin Shkreli
    Preferably while incredibly intoxicated
  2. 4.
    Kim Jong-un
    Dad bod...?
  3. 3.
    The homeless man who rides MUNI with a Transformers Autobot symbol tattooed on his forehead
  4. 2.
    A hot dog
    A la Mean Girls
  5. 1.
    Literally anyone else