ALL THE RETORTS I THOUGHT OF AFTER MY COWORKER MADE FUN OF MY HEELS AT WORK
I wore semi reasonable heels to work for the first time in months. His comment was "hey Michelle, nice shoes" but with a dose of sarcasm and a smug little smirk on his face.
- •"Hey, nice leather cuff!"
- •"Thanks, I wanted to feel as big as your ego today!"
- •"It's so I can be closer to all the hot air coming out of your mouth!"
- •"In order for you to insult me, I'd have to value your opinion first."
- •"Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger."