ALL THE RETORTS I THOUGHT OF AFTER MY COWORKER MADE FUN OF MY HEELS AT WORK

I wore semi reasonable heels to work for the first time in months. His comment was "hey Michelle, nice shoes" but with a dose of sarcasm and a smug little smirk on his face.
  1. "Hey, nice leather cuff!"
  2. "Thanks, I wanted to feel as big as your ego today!"
  3. "It's so I can be closer to all the hot air coming out of your mouth!"
  4. "In order for you to insult me, I'd have to value your opinion first."
  5. "Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger."