1. Just sent a text to my sister asking for advice about a new job I could possibly interview for
  2. Here's a screenshot for evidence
  3. I just sent my sister a link to my list of all the people I've ever slept with😱
  4. Something we have never spoken about before😱
  5. I'm seeing her in person in 12 hours 😱
  6. I think this is my own personal hell. 💀