FANTASIES I HAVE

  1. The one where a website or app gets wind of how much I love to travel and pays for me to live like a local and take photographs and blog about it
  2. The one where I break a bone and have to get a cast
  3. The one where a sugar daddy pays my rent but I don't have to sleep with him- he just wants to give away his money
  4. The one where I go to an airport with only a bag and tell the ticket counter to fly me anywhere
  5. The one where Ben Gibbard sings at my wedding
  6. The one where I'm someone's date for an awards ceremony
  7. The one where I can play with an otter and possibly have one as a pet
  8. The one where I have a missed connection on Craigslist written about me
  9. The one where I'm a contestant on Supermarket Sweep