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    I got in a car accident because I'm disgusting and wanted Taco Bell after work and knew I shouldn't but did anyway and after leaving the drive thru I rear ended a car and then pulled over on this sketch side street and exchanged information and then realized oh fuck I left the keys still in the ignition with all my doors locked and had to call the tow truck to pick my lock and waited two hours for him to come and didn't even open my lock because he was
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    lecturing me on positivity instead of listening to me tell him he is doing it wrong because my car is old and then telling me he will call another tow truck to try to pick my cars lock but it will be another hour before they get there and I finally give up and call my best friend to go into the safe in my room and look for my spare key and she saved the day after four horrifying hours
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    I somehow managed to convince @im_yon to embark on an international adventure to Sweden with me in January. πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌ