HOW TO BE ME IN 5 EASY STEPS

Inspired by literally everyone else on here that's already done this
  1. 1.
    Wear all black, booties, and lipstick every day.
  2. 2.
    Sleep enough to make a sloth proud.
  3. 3.
    Eat an unhealthy amount of food in one sitting and immediately regret that decision.
  4. 4.
    Fall in love with strangers you would never talk to.
  5. 5.
    Watch Netflix instead of socializing.