I'M SO UNLUCKY IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY

4/27 will go down in history as the worst day of 2016 and it's not even over yet
  1. I ripped my pants at work
  2. My cell phone has no service
  3. I got a text from the really good tinder date asking me out again that I can't respond to because of no service
  4. I got a flat tire in the company car
  5. I wore my pj shirt to work
  6. I missed a step on the stairs and almost fell while walking with the coworker I have a crush on
  7. I'm done 💀