LAST FIVE TEXTS I'VE SENT OR RECEIVED
- •Megan, best friendShe's in love with her roommate and their house had a no hookup rule. All I want is for them to hook up obviously.
- •Jeannette, sisterI jokingly told her I was on Christian mingle but was really asking for advice for a tinder date. Her autocorrect said he looked like a piece of kale after I sent her a screenshot of his picture.
- •Emma, high school friendWe obsessed over Gilmore Girls in middle school. She's married with a child and I didn't eat a meal today until an hour ago. But our only communication now is when we update each other on Gilmore girls.
- •Lee, tinder dateYes, he has Legos as an adult. And also found out Lego has a legit following among adults.
- •Linda, friendSLAY QUEEN BEY