LAST FIVE TEXTS I'VE SENT OR RECEIVED

  1. Megan, best friend
    She's in love with her roommate and their house had a no hookup rule. All I want is for them to hook up obviously.
  2. Jeannette, sister
    I jokingly told her I was on Christian mingle but was really asking for advice for a tinder date. Her autocorrect said he looked like a piece of kale after I sent her a screenshot of his picture.
  3. Emma, high school friend
    We obsessed over Gilmore Girls in middle school. She's married with a child and I didn't eat a meal today until an hour ago. But our only communication now is when we update each other on Gilmore girls.
  4. Lee, tinder date
    Yes, he has Legos as an adult. And also found out Lego has a legit following among adults.
  5. Linda, friend
    SLAY QUEEN BEY