MESSAGES FROM TINDER, PART 7

My dad told me I filed my taxes wrong and I should be "single and zero" forever...
  1. A gif only conversation that led nowhere
  2. I wish I could say the same for him but he had one picture and it was a group one 🙄
  3. Why does this feel like he just plugs in a new name each time?
  4. Hay is for horses 🐎
  5. Not a compliment I want right off the bat but okay
  6. This is a weird mixture of questions.
  7. Still waiting on that response about the tattoo tbh
  8. Except he has a 5 year old son and his profile was linked to his Instagram where he has posts with his girlfriend 🙄
  9. Why does no one proofread before sending?
  10. Wait, what?
  11. Just skip the pleasantries and say "let's fuck"
  12. I don't know what's worse: the options or the fact that it's copy and pastes from his notes app?
  13. This reeks of 2AM regret.
  14. Wished this would have been a missed connection instead.
  15. I was immediately unmatched.
  16. No response after my Outkast gif but it was too good to pass up.
  17. Ew for so many reasons.
  18. This one sided conversations was over the course of an entire day.
  19. Nothing wrong with being a little spoon...
  20. Until you call someone a nut job.
  21. I wear a silver band on my RIGHT ring finger, but am willing and accepting any marriage offers with duel citizenship.
  22. One of two guys out of this list I've given my number to, after acknowledging our mutual love for black clothes and cats.
  23. I should stop drunk tindering.
  24. The one guy I held an actually conversation with that led to me giving him my number and it never leading to anything... FML 🤷🏻‍♀️