MESSAGES FROM TINDER, PITTSBURGH EDITION PART 8

While my time in the great state of Pennsylvania -where the drinking is heavy and the boys have playoff beards - is slowly coming to an end, I realized tinder is trash everywhere.
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    He compared my dad to Al Pacino and Willam Dafoe - two actors that look nothing alike.
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    Why I don't send messages first. He's actually really hot.
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    Just gifs of pups exchanged
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    He was forward enough to suggest going to the game together and then casually mentions he's a private investigator. I've watched enough Law & Order to know that's not good.
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    Guys - stop using ab pics
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    He lived near my hotel but it turned into a chase of trying to meet up for a drink πŸ™„
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    Whoops, I slept with him. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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    He looked like a chubby Dane Cook. Also, learn how to spell because
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    Didn't read bio until this message where he explains the child in the picture is his 😳
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    I only swiped because of the cat in the picture
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    This was sent at 6:12 AM.
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    He ghosted me when I said I'd meet him at Mario's wtf
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    Just keeping him posted on my travel plans
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    Part two of just keeping him posted on my travel plans
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    Get chu a man that knows his history πŸ™„
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    NO πŸ‘πŸΌ ONE πŸ‘πŸΌ CALLS πŸ‘πŸΌ IT πŸ‘πŸΌ SAN πŸ‘πŸΌ FRAN πŸ‘πŸΌ OR πŸ‘πŸΌ CALI πŸ‘πŸΌalso, you lived in the town next to when I grew up so hard pass
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    I still can't tell if he added the extra 'the' to be funny or if it was a genuine mistake.
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    Um obvi not ok with that
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    Probably the nicest message I've ever received
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    I'm sure that's also what Ted Bundy said.
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    Priorities 🐢
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    So obvi I was like, um def didn't read his bio then...
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    IM SORRY WHAT
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    Why is this a thing?
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    Ugh
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    OH FOR FUCKS SAKE YOURE ALL THE SAME
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