MESSAGES I RECEIVE FROM TINDER, PART 2
My bio now asks for an impressive first message. Boys, step your game up 💁🏻
- •When Google isn't enough...
- •Not a Shakespeare fan.
- •When his profile said included a "review" from Donald Trump
- •Foreign affairsAlso, does anyone really need tinder plus?!
- •We follow each other on Instagram. But he is lowkey the love of my life.
- •I'm actually terrible at math and had to look up equations.
- •But somehow got a marriage proposal out of it?
- •No message, didn't match, but impressive Chris Farley costume. 💯