MESSAGES I RECEIVE FROM TINDER, PART 2

My bio now asks for an impressive first message. Boys, step your game up 💁🏻
  1. When Google isn't enough...
  2. Not a Shakespeare fan.
  3. When his profile said included a "review" from Donald Trump
  4. Foreign affairs
    Also, does anyone really need tinder plus?!
  5. 👓⚡️
  6. We follow each other on Instagram. But he is lowkey the love of my life.
  7. 😹😹😹
  8. I'm actually terrible at math and had to look up equations.
  9. But somehow got a marriage proposal out of it?
  10. No message, didn't match, but impressive Chris Farley costume. 💯