REASONS WHY I SHOULD BE A HERMIT
- •I'd save money by not buying drinksOr going anywhere for that matter
- •I wouldn't have blackout drunk nightsAnd my roommate graig wouldn't have to hold my hair as I dry heave into the toilet
- •Maybe my iPhone screen has had enough repairs in its lifetimeGot it fixed on Sunday and it's already cracked.
- •I wouldn't upload random things to Instagram and snapchat.You know, that random video everyone needed to see at one am?
- •I wouldn't send drunk texts to the guy I like.I use drunk texts loosely since this is clearly gibberish.