SERIOUS TEXTS I'VE HAD IN THE LAST 24 HOURS

  1. @im_yon and his excitement over the iOS 10 update
    Our texts are mainly GIFs and one semi accurately drawn penis.
  2. My best friend's advice after finding out I'm going to see my champagne papi tonight
  3. My sister and my legitimate concern while I'm in Iceland with a stranger I'm physically attracted to