THINGS I DO BEFORE A DATE

  1. Shower.
    And shave everywhere. Yeah, I know my hair looks better clean. Yeah, my stems are going to be silky smooth. That's why I'm going to start getting ready hours before I really should.
  2. Try on at least 3 different outfits.
    Yeah, I will stand in front of the mirror trying to decide what pair of pants look the best. You can bet I will try to find the hottest outfit in my closet.
  3. Match my bra and panty.
    This is a no brainer at this point.
  4. Lay in bed and think up every excuse to get out of it.
    Like how soon before the date is it bad to cancel?