THINGS I'M PARANOID ABOUT
- •Getting kidnappedI've watched too many episodes of SVU/Criminal Minds/Dexter to not think someone is out to get me. I also do this weird thing where I leave my handprint everywhere I go in case they have to dust for fingerprints. My entire family is aware of me doing this.
- •Walking on the street and someone is behind me aloneHand in hand with the first one
- •When I'm the only car on the freeway and there's a ton of cars ahead or behind meLike do I slow down or speed up to catch up with everyone else?
- •Getting a phone call at work and someone telling me something terrible happened to anyone in my familyMy worst nightmare.
- •Being too early to thingsPartly what had caused me to be notoriously late to everything. I hate being the first one to things, so I result in being late to everything. Unless someone tells me what time they are leaving so I can show up at the same time as them.
- •Aliens/ghosts/supernatural phenomenonBlame Fox Mulder 👽
- •Waking up in the middle of the night and having to peeYou're damn right I will turn on every light from my bedroom to my bathroom every single time.
- •When people finally show an interest in meI'm waiting for them to be like LOL JOKES OVER I HATE YOU
- •My life is a "Truman Show" scheme and you guys still won't let me in on the secretSomewhat unlikely, but still...