THINGS I WISH WOULD HAPPEN
Inspired by @semioccasional
- •The boy I like would finally stop being so hot and cold all the timeAnd actually profess his love for me since the last time I basically did and he played me again
- •Donald Trump's attempt at a presidential nomination is a really funny joke Sasha Baron Cohen is behindOk jokes over, tell us it's one of your new movies now
- •Gilmore Girls will bring back Sookie St. JamesI got my wish for Jess but how can you not have Sookie?
- •I could afford my rent for onceSan Francisco is expensive and I'd like to use my paycheck for something else, please.
- •I would have the courage to go out and make new friendsLonely introvert looking for other lonely introverts. Any volunteers?
- •I could get a new job that pays betterAnd isn't a joke like my last one.
- •I could actually have an iPhone without a crack in the screen for onceApple, you sneaky devil. I'm clumsy and AppleCare doesn't cover "accidental damage" so I have to pay $120 again to not read spiderwebs?