THINGS MY UBER DRIVER HAS SAID TO ME
I've got a 4.9 rating ✨ and I know everyone has some good ones.
- •"Please confirm I'm taking you to the right address."Every time after the bar. I'm not THAT drunk, come on.
- •"Why are you going out to dinner by yourself?"
- •"Ohh you into that vanilla daddy love huh?"
- •"You two are like that crockpot love?"Crockpot love: when a relationship takes a while to warm up but when it does, it stays hot for a while
- •"Just tell that guy your ex boyfriend came back into your life otherwise he'll never get the picture. Men are dogs."Said in a New York accent