I've got a 4.9 rating ✨ and I know everyone has some good ones.
  1. "Please confirm I'm taking you to the right address."
    Every time after the bar. I'm not THAT drunk, come on.
  2. "Why are you going out to dinner by yourself?"
  3. "Ohh you into that vanilla daddy love huh?"
  4. "You two are like that crockpot love?"
    Crockpot love: when a relationship takes a while to warm up but when it does, it stays hot for a while
  5. "Just tell that guy your ex boyfriend came back into your life otherwise he'll never get the picture. Men are dogs."
    Said in a New York accent