WAYS TO MAKE ME HAVE A KRISTEN BELL-ESQUE CRYFEST

If you're confused, see this video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qARTgKz1B64
  1. Show me baby sea otters
    Videos, pictures, in real life
  2. Watch Pride & Prejudice (2005) with me
    You have bewitched me mind body and soul
  3. Overwork me, yell at me, and never say thank you
    So I can cry in the bathroom at work
  4. Tell me something bad happened to my sister
    I will either kill you or collapse because my whole world has come crashing down