Thoughts after one week of having my poochon puppy, Pierre (Menard)
- •Holy shit he you are adorable.
- •New Yorkers are SO NICE when one carries around a cute dog.Is this why dog people are happier and/or mildly delusional?
- •If I had been locked in a bathroom for two hours because you had to go to yoga, I hope I would have thought to pull the entire toilet paper roll off, too.
- •I have never been so happy to spend seventy dollars on seven square inches of fabric because that you look so cute in that puppy coat
- •Balls ARE so much fun!
- •I didn't really need that duvet anyway
- •Given how crazy you go when I do not pay attention to you, how much money you are costing and how much you have taken over my apartment, I should get rid of you, and yet you are so freaking adorable all I feel is helpless love.....Is this what it's like when men fall in love with hot but psychotic women?
- •I have become such a cliche, and I do not even care. Because, I mean... happening now.