FAVORITE DWIGHT SCHRUTE QUOTES
- •Don't even get me started on how coddled the modern day anus is.Dwight explaining how helpful he is by spending moes's time de-plying the toilet paper.
- •"The most worthy opponent of you, is you"- Jim "unless there happen to be measles present" -DwightJim making sure the members of the office get the best possible education on self defense.
- •There's too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.Dwight 2016
- •You couldn't handle my undivided attention.Dwight doing his part to warn his coworkers of how much attention he can pay.
- •I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose... And a panther.Dwight using the metric system for speed measurement, it's funny because it's the US version and Americans don't understand metrics unless they're drug dealers.
- •Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.Dwight defying physics to be the superior human form and being humble about it.
- •OK. Well thanks for wasting my time tonight, idiot! God!Dwight trying to make a sale at a dating party.