1. "Don't lie, it makes you and others feel shitty." - my dad
  2. "There's a time and a place for causing trouble, choose wisely." - 5th grade teacher
  3. "Trust your gut, not your head." - random wine maker in Washington
  4. "Don't text him ever again." - every girlfriend ever
  5. "You must just get on with it." - a priest in Ireland
  6. "That glass ain't for staring, drink up." - winemaker in Italy
  7. "No one can prepare you for the love of people that love you." - some chick flick I watched last summer
  8. "Don't waste your time trying to find someone special, it takes away from your drinking time, and I found your grandfather over whiskey and Heineken." - My Nana, knower of all things