Best Video Games We Just Made Up
- •StakeyvaniaIt's like Castlevania except instead of exploring a castle you just make wooden stakes all day.
- •Candy Butts SagaIt's Candy Crush except everything is a butt. Also there is still a Lemonade Dragon.
- •Pew Pew I'm An Hippo With A Laser GunWhat it sounds like.
- •Parrot Panic!A bunch of parrots fly at your face and yell and squawk and poop everywhere until you get so anxious you turn it off.
- •Farmville 451Work on a dystopian, Orwellian farm where all your supplies must be submitted to the government for approval. Connected to your Facebook account.