1. Stakeyvania
    It's like Castlevania except instead of exploring a castle you just make wooden stakes all day.
  2. Candy Butts Saga
    It's Candy Crush except everything is a butt. Also there is still a Lemonade Dragon.
  3. Pew Pew I'm An Hippo With A Laser Gun
    What it sounds like.
  4. Parrot Panic!
    A bunch of parrots fly at your face and yell and squawk and poop everywhere until you get so anxious you turn it off.
  5. Farmville 451
    Work on a dystopian, Orwellian farm where all your supplies must be submitted to the government for approval. Connected to your Facebook account.